It should actually be groundhogs’ day because there’s more than one of those fury fuckers. Including one named Staten Island Chuck. I almost guarantee he has a blowout, a bad accent, and a orange tan. In honor of all the groundhogs of the world and their contribution to our global society I’ve included Ned Ryerson clips. Because everytime I hear the word groundhog the first thing my mind thinks is “BING!”
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Happy Groundhog’s Day
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010Farwell Conan
Monday, January 25th, 2010The magnitude of how amazing this rendition of Free Bird is can not be measured in words. At least not real ones, so I’ll use a serious of fake ones. OMG, the radicaltudenes of this symphony of awesome is like WTF. Totes.
Miracle Whip Says “Fuck You” to Toning it Down
Thursday, November 12th, 2009Miracle Whip’s current ad campaign has been catching chatter for its IN YOUR FACE approach at getting on Gen Y’s hoagies and grinders. Agency McGarry Bowen is making the bold and aggressive statement that unlike other homogenized sandwich spreads, which obviously suck, Miracle Whip is cool, it’s hip, it wears tight jeans and rides the L Train. BOOM! Take that mayo!
The first time I watched it my media bombarded brain was incapable of processing what the hell was going on, but upon further inspection there’s definitely a scene in there where a bunch of hipster’s, on a rooftop, that I can only imagine is in Brooklyn, are dancing. Yes, dancing. Which begs the question: are they trying to market to these people or insult them?
None of this was missed by Steven Colbert who got “Miracle Whipped into a frenzy,” last month and started the Mayo-lution.
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In response, the Bold Marketing Team at Miracle Whip issued this proclamation today, and I’ve got to hand it to them – pretty clever. Maybe even close to brilliant. And complete and total redemption for the original ad.
Will it make me switch from Hellmanns? Probably not. Will I watch Comedy Central tonight because of it? Doubtful. But up until an hour ago I didn’t even realize there was a difference between Miracle Whip and mayo, so kudos on the brand recognition win.
So Cool I’m Sheepless
Friday, October 23rd, 2009I don’t even have words. Not even syllables. Just a single sound. aauhhhhh (think amazed exhale.)
This Video Is So Cool It Makes Me Angry For Not Being This Cool
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009Pranky Prank
Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
SNL Brilliantude
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009Want to talk about natural, I’ve been training for this game since I was 12.